😂 Thinking Jokes

You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.

Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian." Nina asks, "Why?" Rosy answers, "'Cause I need to know once and for...

Today I was thinking to myself, how would my life be different if I was born one day earlier. I said nothing would change except I would have asked myself...

Real friends are those who, when you think you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?

My geometry tutor told me, "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon." "What about two sided ones?" I asked. "They don't exist," was...

There was once, Mr. Maggi mee was walking along the streets and noticed Mr. Meatball just a few metres ahead of him. He then went up, gave Mr. Meatball a...

Descartes walked into a McDonalds and ordered a veggieburger. The guy behind the counter asked "Do you want fries with that?" Descartes replied "I think not," and poof - he...

Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don't jump to the...

What did one virus say to the other virus? Keep away from me, I think I've got penicillin!

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever...

All you see in the sports media nowadays is the fact that athletes are taking steriods and other performance enhanceing drugs to become stronger and faster. So instead of going...