😂 Thinking Jokes

Is zero a 1-digit number or a 0-digit number, or neither? You may think that 0 is a 1-digit number. However, this will make 00 a 2-digit number, 000 a...

This is a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think it is over it starts again going on and on but you know it...

Let's test your IQ............. 1. man ----------- board Ans. man overboard 2. stand ----------- i I understand ok?....get the drift? Let's try a few now & see how you fare....

You might be a redneck if... You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

You might be a redneck if... You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

If you think I'm a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade,...

An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: "When I was of your age I thought nothing of a...

Bob: Did you get the tickets? Fred: What tickets? Bob: To the Gun Show! Well, let's see now, I think they're both pretty good, but...this one has it!

Hey this is not a joke. Just submit a full smiley just for the heck of it. Wouldn't it be weird if the top joke wasn't even a joke? So...

Don't think of yourself as a zero, think of yourself as the number below one.

If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes...

Women like silent men - they think they're listening.