😂 Tired Jokes

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get...

An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: "When I was of your age I thought nothing of a...

Knock knock. Who's there? Haf. Haf who. Haf you ever opened the door because I'm tired of waiting.

Justin and Tarquin were having a wonderful time at the fairground, trying all the attractions, until they arrived at the carousel. Tarquin said, "Let's go on this one, Justin." "I'm...

Courtney: Let's see who can stay up the longest tonight. Kaitlyn: I know! We'll pinch each other every ten minutes to make sure we don't fall asleep! Starting right NOW!...

Carol's husband, Arnie, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was a woman's work! One evening Carol arrived home from...

Why was the broom tired? It over swept.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake. More funny jokes like this one: WIFE: ”You look tired, honey. How about a nice What is...

Question: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? A. ”Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”