What Time Do You Call This?
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast, and everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However, one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do...
👮 Police and Military Jokes
Dive into our massive collection of police and military jokes—where humor meets badges, barracks, and everything in between! Find relatable cop pranks, hilarious army one-liners, and absurd officer stories that’ll have you laughing. Perfect for law enforcement fans or anyone who loves dry wit and dark comedy. Share your favorites with fellow servicemen, police officers, or just enjoy the laughs alone!
You Couldn’t Make It Up II
British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot, catching and arresting two of the men. The...
How to Solve the War in Iraq
WARNING- this is very racial. Please forgive me if it offends you, but its true when you think about it. Since we have so many Mexicans saying,"o we want to...
Painting Shows it All
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers...
Choose a Punishment
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty days' pay," said the officer. "All...
Chow Time
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the...
Amazing Facts 29
# 16 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, "Gadsby," without any word containing the letter "e." # 17 In a year, the average person walks four miles to...
Amzaing Facts 5
#1 Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil). 2 # Warner Comm. paid $28 million...
Text Messages
Something to text to your friendz The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you...
Stupid People
David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, Rhode Island, after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out they...
Stupid Robbers II
Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Go Easy On The Disguise: One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy...
Stupid Robbers IV
(Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling...