Why did the teenager cross the road
Why did the teenager cross the road? Because his parents told him not to.
😂 Parenting Jokes
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
Vacation begins when dad says
Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Your mom is so stupid she
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Why are families like chocolate
Q. Why are families like chocolate? A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
“Mother Banan” – Why didn’t you go to school
Mother Banan A: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banan A: Because I didn’t peel well.
You might be a teacher if
You might be a teacher if you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way he/she is," after meeting the parents.
“A woman of 35 thinks of having children…”
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Yo momma so fat
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?