Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing?
1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing?
2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.” Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?
3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
