The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Celebrity Jokes
Gangsta Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Gangsta Barbie …complete set of Raiders apparel? rap cassette included
What to do on emergency situations?
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Chuck norris found this website
When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer
Chuck Norris is not only a noun
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
70% of a human’s weight is water
70% of a human’s weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris’ weight is his dick.
Rasta Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rasta Barbie …she’s got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD? rolling papers sold separately
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ”victim” as ”one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn
The active ingredient in Red Bull
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris
If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris
If you rearrange the letters in ”Chuck Norris”, they also spell ”Crush Rock In”. The words ”with his fists” are understood.
When chuck Norris does division
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
When Chuck Norris falls in water
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Who can touch MC Hammer?
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris& Puff Daddy
Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
Hippie Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hippie Barbie …complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Chuck Norris & Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
Lion Tamer Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included? Barbie’s head is not
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?Because he’s a beef-eater.
What The Bermuda Triangle used to be?
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Eye Patch Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Eye Patch Barbie …with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
You can lead a horse to water
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
Banjo Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie …complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
If you put Chuck Norris on the SAT
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000