Obama’s wedding anniversary was Wednesday
Obama’s wedding anniversary was Wednesday and that was the same day as the debate. He apparently ahd the sex first and was completely spent, had nothing left. –Bill Maher
Anniversary Jokes
President Obama’s, one-year anniversary in office
Today, by the way, is our president, President Obama’s, one-year anniversary in office. I looked it up. Traditionally on the first anniversary, you give paper, so, I got him his birth certificate. -Jimmy Kimmel
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Question: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Answer: Men always miss them.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really?
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really?Yes, I’ve been married twenty-five times!
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. ”Well,” explained the husband, ”it all goes back to our honeymoon. … Read more
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to go on trip
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, ”This was the most wonderful gift I could have … Read more
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.