A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. … Read more
Why was the banker bored?Because he lost interest in everything.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, ”what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” ”Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, ”Can you float alone?” ”Obviously,” the banker replied, ”but this is a heck of a time to talk business.”
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, ”I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest … Read more