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There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock

October 15, 2013 by I know everything

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was … Read more

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock

October 14, 2013 by I know everything

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. ”I think this one will really move said the broker, it’s only $1 a share.” ”Buy me 1000 shares.” said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, ”You were right, give me … Read more

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

October 14, 2013 by I know everything

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?In his beef case!

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