Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth?
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?Because it is an acre.
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?Because it is an acre.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
What did the tooth say to the dentist?”Fill ‘er up!”
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?Because it goes right out of your head.
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
What did one tooth say to the other?Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
What did one tooth say to the other tooth?”Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
The judge said to his dentist: ”Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.”