What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
Question: What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? A. In kindergarden.
Flower Jokes
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Question: What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin? A. Two-lips.
Did you like www.flower.com?
Did you like www.flower.com?Not at first….but it grew on me!
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his mother
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ”Why did you have to die?Why did you have to die?Why did … Read more
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !
A lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?A dandy lion !
What’s a frogs favourite flower?
What’s a frogs favourite flower ?A croakus !
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !
How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?Cupigs!
A lady with a large flowery hat
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ”Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. ”Certainly not,” she snapped, ”I’m the groom’s mother.”
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?A bud hound !
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?The tiger lily !
What’s a bees favourite flower?
What’s a bees favourite flower ?A bee-gonias !
What is a dogs favourite flower?
What is a dogs favourite flower ?Anything in your garden !
What’s a snakes favourite flower?
What’s a snakes favourite flower ?Coily-flowers !
If you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !
Phoning the florist to order some flowers
Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. ”Message?” she sputtered. ”Well, I guess, ‘You will be missed.”’ Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her … Read more