Bull is charging. #joke #humor
Question: How do you stop a bull from charging? Answer: Take away his credit card. campaign970
Bull Jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Question: What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!
What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
Question: What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull? Answer: Jewelry.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?Steer phones!
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bull ! Bull who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bull ! Bull who ?Bull the chain when your done !
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull?
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull?A dear steer!
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat?
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat?Shipped beef!
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?A steak-out!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
A bull that runs into a threshing machine
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?Hamburger!
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?Get me some film for my camera!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bull-dozer.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?In his beef case!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?Put him in a tight jumper !
The difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
The active ingredient in Red Bull
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris