Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner? I’m a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you?
Prisoner? Making a bolt for the door!
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner? I’m a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you?
Prisoner? Making a bolt for the door!