Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
Question: Hear about Kennedy Airlines? Answer: Their motto is ”Your luggage will arrive before you do!”
Kennedy Jokes
What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
Question: What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together? Answer: One more mishap!
Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, ”Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth … Read more
A plane was taking off from Kennedy
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, ”Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, … Read more
What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.