Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
Question: Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress? Answer: She didn’t keep her mouth shut!
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Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
Question: Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican? Answer: The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
What do Monica and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
Question: What do Monica and the Green Bay Packers have in common? A. They both blew it.
What’s the difference between Bill and Monica.
Question: What’s the difference between Bill and Monica. Answer: One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum.
What was Hilary Clinton’s last gift to Monica?
Question: What was Hilary Clinton’s last gift to Monica? A. Spot remover.
What’s Monica’s favorite instrument?
Question: What’s Monica’s favorite instrument? Answer: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
Question: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Answer: The pool table in the oval office.
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper?… Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.