What do vampires never order at a cafe?
Question: What do vampires never order at a cafe? A. A STAKE sandwich!
Caf? Jokes
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?An e-mergency.
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. ‘Would you like a cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress. ‘No, thanks,’ said the girl, ‘I’m on a diet !’