One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the … Read more
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ”BEAR LEFT” so they went home.
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. ”I have an idea,” said Mike. ”We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” ”What, do you think I’m stupid?I have an idea. I’ll shine my flashlight, … Read more