Chuck Norris’s bed is a tarp spread between four peeled Redwoods.
Contrary to what you might expect, he did not scare the bark off the trees,
there just isn’t any more room to carve notches for all the women he’s had
sex with.
Chuck Norris’s bed is a tarp spread between four peeled Redwoods.
Contrary to what you might expect, he did not scare the bark off the trees,
there just isn’t any more room to carve notches for all the women he’s had
sex with.