Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
Question: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved? Answer: The United States of America!
Hillary Clinton Jokes
How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
Question: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down? Answer: He married her.
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
Question: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? Answer: ”Not according to Dad.”
What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
Question: What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? Answer: ”Honey, I’ll be home in 20 minutes.”
What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
Question: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning? Answer: Sends him to work!
What’s the difference between Hillary and Bill?
Question: What’s the difference between Hillary and Bill? Answer: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Why does Hillary always get on top?
Question: Why does Hillary always get on top? Answer: Bill can only screw up.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
Question: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? Answer: She wants to be the first lady.
Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man?
Question: Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? Answer: Because she won’t pull out until she’s done.
Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary?
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.
What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: ”Why don’t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.” Hillary: ”Well, why don’t you throw ten … Read more
If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first?
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. ”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die … Read more
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.
What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: ”How could you have let this happen?With all that’s going on right … Read more
Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
How many Hillary Clintons to change a lightbulb??
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
The difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.