What’s another name for the ‘Intel Inside’ sticker they put on Pentiums?
Q: What’s another name for the ”Intel Inside” sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Intel Jokes
Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider?
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider? A: ”Life is like a box of chocolates…” (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
Top Ten new Intel Slogans for the Pentium
9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug 8.9999163362 It’s Close Enough, We Say So! 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don’t Need to Know What’s Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC–and Mathematics As Well 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful 2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 1.9999103517 … Read more