What does John McCain wear?
Question: Hillary Clinton wears boxers. Bill Clinton wears briefs. Barack Obama wears thongs. What does John McCain wear? A. Depends.
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What did John McCain say when his plane was shot down over enemy lines?
Question: What did John McCain say when his plane was shot down over enemy lines? A. Curse you, Red Baron!
When did John McCain decide that he believed in the theory of Global Warming?
Question: When did John McCain decide that he believed in the theory of Global Warming? A. Right after he got confused while adjusting his office thermostat and set temperature too high.
When does John McCain usually go to bed?
Question: When does John McCain usually go to bed? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why did John McCain take so long to release his medical records?
Question: Why did John McCain take so long to release his medical records? A. The archeologists had to find them all first.
Why is John McCain running for President?
Question: Why is John McCain running for President? A. It was at the top of his bucket list.