Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
Question: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Answer: Because red means Stop.
Lipstick Jokes
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Question: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? Answer: She had a make-up exam!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.