A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: ”I have missed you so much and I can’t wait to make love to you. … Read more
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?He loved to sing, ”Oinkers Aweight”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Q: What’s the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
Q. ”Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?” A. ”Because sheep would be too obvious”
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase ”secure the building”. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and … Read more
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS