What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
Question: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Answer: Air Pockets
Pool Jokes
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Question: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Answer: Air bubbles.
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?
Question: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? Answer: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.
A movie producer is lying by the pool
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. ”How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy. ”It went great,” says his buddy. ”Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the … Read more
A man in a swimming pool was on the diving board
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, ”Don’t dive ?there’s no water in that pool!” ”That’s all right,” said the man. ”I can’t swim!”
Two owls were playing pool
Two owls were playing pool. One said, ”Two hits.” The other replied, ”Two hits to who?”
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?Show me your mussels.
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !
Two women were sitting by the pool
Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water?The cruise director answered, ”Sea water.” ”Oh, that explains why it’s so rough today.”
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !