What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Strike Jokes
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
Why did the rabbits go on strike?They wanted a better celery!
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
What would happen if pigs went on strike?They’d form pigget lines.
Why did the bees go on strike?
Why did the bees go on strike ?Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Chuck Norris can strike a match
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
It’s a pity you’ve gone on hunger strike
‘It’s a pity you’ve gone on hunger strike,’ said the convict’s girlfriend on visiting day. ‘Why ?’ ‘I’ve put a file in your cake.’