How do you spell the name of the next boss of the United States of America?
Question: How do you spell the name of the next boss of the United States of America? John Mcain, John Macain, John Mccane, Jon Mccain or John McCain? A. Cindy McCain.
United States Jokes
Four legal methods of execution in the United States
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?No, we were never introduced !
The United States could save billions in defense funding
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris
A tourist from the United States of America
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, ”Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and … Read more
People have often asked the United States
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. ”And the Americans, they are so friendly!” he … Read more
How long does a United States Congressman serve?
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.