A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!”
“who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard.
So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot.
“What’s your name,” the robber asked.
“Cocodora” said the parrot.
“Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora” said the robber.
“The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus”, said the parrot.