What do you think about the coming battle, General?
– What do you think about the coming battle, General?– God knows it will be lost. – Then why should we go for it?– To find out who is the loser.
Battle Jokes
Young soldier before battle
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. ”That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. ”Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.” ”But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit. The sergeant … Read more
How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?Steer Wars.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ”Mother said
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ”Mother said there would be knights like this.”