Have you heard the joke about the butter?
Question: Have you heard the joke about the butter? Answer: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Butter Jokes
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Question: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter? Answer: Jellyfish!
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter?
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butter ! Butter who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butter ! Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !
Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?
Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?That’s funny, Mom. I can’t remember either.
Have you got the address of the butter website?
Have you got the address of the butter website?Yes, but don’t spread it around.
What bird tastes just like butter?
What bird tastes just like butter ?A stork !
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?He wanted to see a butterfly.