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Customer Satisfaction Is Delivered Assured

October 28, 2013 by I know everything

What a engineer means when he says:
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
He means: We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

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