Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
Question: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? Answer: They can’t remember the number.
Emergency Jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!
A priest was called away for an emergency
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him … Read more
What to do on emergency situations?
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.