What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Question: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Answer: It let out a little wine!
Grape Jokes
What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken?
Question: What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken? A. They’re both purple, except the chicken!
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Question: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant? A. Grapes are purple.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Question: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.
Why did the grape cross the road?
Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !