An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, ”Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nobody answered him. He then asked again, ”Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, ”I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop … Read more
How do Indian chiefs send messages?By teepee-mail!
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian?They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ”How Come?”
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking … Read more
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says ”Made in Cleveland.” Salesman: Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, ”What is this… some kind of joke?”