Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a miracle!’ Patient: ‘PRAISE GOD. Now I don’t have to pay you!’
Miracle Jokes
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is ‘Miracle on 34th Street’
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is ”Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is ”It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is ”Die Hard.”