whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito?
Question: whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito? Answer: When you slap the blonde she keeps on sucking.
Mosquito Jokes
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Question: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Answer: Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?Because an itch in time saves nine.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Why are mosquitos religious?
Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, ”You bite him ?I’m driving.”
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?A bite-time story.
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Why are mosquitoes annoying?Because they get under your skin.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquito Go away, sucker!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquito Go away, sucker!
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
What is a mosquito’s favourite sport?
What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?Skin-diving !
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !