Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Question: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Answer: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Pirate Jokes
Why are pirates called pirates?
Question: Why are pirates called pirates? Answer: Cause they arrrrr.
Why couldn’t the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
Question: Why couldn’t the eight year old get into the pirate movie? A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Why were the pirates so good at singing?
Question: Why were the pirates so good at singing? A. They were working on the high Cs.
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!
How can you identify an Irish pirate?
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
A pirate was talking to a ”land-lubber” in a bar
A pirate was talking to a ”land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He … Read more