How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Polak Jokes
What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
The Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ”Polish Remover”.
You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He’s the one with a duck.