So they gave the Queen an iPod
So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like they’re saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope. –Jay Leno
Queen Jokes
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !
How does a queen bee get around her hive?
How does a queen bee get around her hive ?She’s throne !
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?Issues a royal pardon !
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?A wet one.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?Burger King didn’t cover his Whopper.