How do you repair a broken tomato?
Question: How do you repair a broken tomato? Answer: Tomato Paste!
Tomato Jokes
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Question: What did Bacon say to Tomato? Answer: Lettuce get together!
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
Question: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? Answer: The lettuce was a ”head” and the tomato was trying to ”ketchup”!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Question: Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: It saw the salad dressing!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Question: What did the tomato say to the other tomato? A. ”You go on without me, I’ll ketchup!”
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?The tomato was in a can.
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?No, I’ll ketchup with it later.
How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
How can you tell a dog from a tomato?The tomato is red.
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, ”Ketchup!”