Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make … Read more
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a … Read more
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, ”You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, ”Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and … Read more
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase ”secure the building”. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and … Read more
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We were not allowed to leave the ”capsule” until relieved the next day, and we … Read more
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, ”When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.” When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, ”What was the name of that Indian again?”
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base ”Requesting Radar”. ”What is you position?” asked ATC ”You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced ”Air Force One we’re changing frequency” ”What frequency are you … Read more
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon … Read more
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, ”What time is it?” The tower responded, ”Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, … Read more
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting … Read more
Why did the bird join he air force?He wanted to be a parrot trooper!