Barbie Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Jock Barbie …looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Shock Therapy Barbie …car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Broken Bungee Barbie …Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Crash Test Barbie …comes with car and brick wall

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Body-Piercing Barbie …comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mortal Kombat Barbie …includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‘trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyclops Barbie …one eye, right in the middle of her forehead? Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lumberjack Barbie …sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tasmanian Barbie …spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tree Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Grunge Barbie …with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Manic-Depressive Barbie …with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Power Ranger Barbie …with karate-chop action? complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Werewolf Barbie …normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mick Jagger Barbie …Mick with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joker Barbie …Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head? guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hunchback Barbie …pull the string and she cries, ”Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bugs Barbie …buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Headgear Barbie …guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marsha Clark Barbie …with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.