Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?She knows she’s given her last blow job.
Bride Jokes
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride?
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?At the ugly parlour.
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, ”That’s once.” A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, ”That’s twice.” After a little, while the poor old horse … Read more
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bride ! Bride who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bride ! Bride who ?Bride and Prejudice !
A couple just got married, the bride disappeared
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. … Read more
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?Because she never marries the best man.