How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Chocolate Jokes
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
Question: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? Answer: 3.142
A chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?A runny bunny.
Chuck Norris’s version of a chocolate milkshake
Chuck Norris’s version of a ”chocolate milkshake” is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why?Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracul A: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Say something soft and sweet to me. DraculA: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
Men are like chocolate bars
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.