What is the definition of a gentleman?
Question: What is the definition of a gentleman? Answer: Someone who knows how to act but doesn’t.
Gentlemen Jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a home
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash … Read more
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, ”Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?” Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, ”Sam, I’m really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right … Read more
What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t!
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
Waiter: ”Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” 1st customer: ”I’ll have tea.” 2nd customer: ”Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!” (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: ”Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before … Read more
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that … Read more
United Airlines F A: Ladies and Gentlemen…
United Airlines FA: ”Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we’d like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage … Read more
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, … Read more