What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Question: ”What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” Answer: ”You can’t tuna fish.”
Guitar Jokes
What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar?
Question: What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar? A. The neck.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?A Moosician!
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?Because it had a hole in the middle.