The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Perfect Jokes
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT
How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect
Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: ”We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem? a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, ”SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted ”TIPS” … Read more
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Girl Monster: I hear you’ve met the perfect guy
Girl Monster 1: ”I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: ”Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone … Read more