What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Question: What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter? Answer: Eventually the puppy stops whining.
Puppy Jokes
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is it called a ”litter” of puppies ?Because they mess up the whole house !
What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
There was once a puppy called May who loved
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ?Because that was the end of May!
What is a collie puppy’s favorite toy?
What is a collie puppy’s favorite toy?A chew-chew train!
What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?– A: RUFF!
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?”I must throw that doggie out the window !”!
What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably stop whining.