Question: Why did the San Francisco Zoo name a horse in their petting zoo, Coulter? Answer: Not because the conservative tranny’s uncanny resemblance to the equine, but because the horse was an unrully bitch who hates blacks and gays!
Question: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Answer: Cause their balls show!
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one … Read more
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the ”Fasten Seat Belts” sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. ”Well,” she explained, ”up front there are 17 University of California girls … Read more
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. ”Why didn’t you let me know you were going to stop?” he yelled into the mist. ”Why should I?” came a voice out of the fog. ”I’m in my own garage!”