Chuck Norris does not know about this website
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Website Jokes
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.
Did you know pillows have their own website?
Did you know pillows have their own website?Really?Well you could knock me down with a feather!
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!
How do you fix a broken website?
How do you fix a broken website?With stick e-tape.
Who started the campfire website?
Who started the campfire website?Some bright spark.
Our website should have more colour, more games, more fun
Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want?Blood?
Who has the best website in the jungle?
Who has the best website in the jungle?The Onlion King.
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?Mick e-mouse.
Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
Who runs the 100 acre wood website?www.innie the pooh.
Have you got the address of the butter website?
Have you got the address of the butter website?Yes, but don’t spread it around.
What do builders use to make websites?
What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.
Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website?
Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website?Really?I must take a peak at it!
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website…. Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website…. Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?A URLologist.
If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?
If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.
Have you seen the new fishing website?
Have you seen the new fishing website?No, it’s not online yet.
Have you seen the bus website?
Have you seen the bus website?Yes – it’s just the ticket!
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.
Where is Pinocchio’s website?
Where is Pinocchio’s website?On the splinternet.
What did you think of our website?
What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.
I can’t find a shark website
I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
When Chuck norris found this website
When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer